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Hello, fellow human being. Would you like to ask me what time it is?
Are you a large child or a small adult?
You look regular. Could I get your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming?
Are you a pre-op transcentaur?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $10,000 bill?
I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife’s rice to stay.
Excuse me, sir, do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire?
Does anyone want to be my friend? I’M NORMAL!
30 Rock, 4x01 Season 4
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October 21, 2009, 6:10pm Comments